User:RobertTheUnicorn

Hi! I'm Robert. My only year at CTY so far has been ENGE-A at CAR 14.2, where I was in Joe K.'s hall, but I plan to return to Carlisle!

I am extremely spontaneous, typically extroverted, even though I can be shy at times, hate people, and am agoraphobic, which is why I go to Mellow Quad instead of dances (but I try to go to the last American Pie).

As my name suggests, I am a unicorn. However, I am a very bad unicorn. I like to impale people, which is how I got my horn taken away, and like to turn people into trees, which is how I got my magic taken away. DON'T ask about my tail.

I am trying to earn 9001 rings to get back my magical powers. I'm currently somewhere around 700, mostly because I jumped a lot when I touched the fire mat.

I just lost The Game. You did too.

So, um, yeah! Feel free to edit this page, but don't delete anything, even though you probably won't see it, since I've only been at CTY for a year, and despite my me-iness, I don't tend to stand out in large crowds, partially because I'm probably curled up in a ball having a panic attack. I'm new to this wiki and wikis in general, so I don't really know how to format things, create hyperlinks, or do any other fancy things. Your help is very much appreciated!

Bye!