User:BernieXanders

Hi there! I'm Xander Starobin (or as Evelyn Wang would say, StarOWObin). I have attended Carlisle 18.2 and 19.2, and will be returning in 20.2 for my nomore year as the Rave King.

== Headline text == Classes

International politics - Angel's hall - 18.2 Fundamentals of microeconomics - Manuel's hall - 19.2 Abla's fan club - 19.2

== Headline text == Meme-ories 18.2

• Flex Tape (it can fix even Yugoslavia)
• Eswatini
• Gallia making us think they nuked us, but they didn't
• BENJAMIN RADMORE
• Tim time all the time, I said Tim time all the time
• Cthulhu
• Don't you hate it when you accidentally...
• BRO YOU'RE JACK'S BROTHER?!

== Headline text == Meme-ories 19.2

• De Man(d) curves
• Triangles
• "If you fall down the stairs and break your kidney, will Obama come to your house and fix it? That's Obamacare!"
• Tej gang
• Literally missing basically all of the first weekend because I was sick
• The Tej Choir - currently composed of Tej, Aryeh, Matt, and Mathew with an honorary appearance from RA Carl
• Altitudeness
• Sid from ice age
• Adidas
• "I jUsT wAnT sOmE fReSh VeGeTaBlEs!"
• Kansas Colorado Nevada Coyote

Shout out to some amazing friends:

• Evelyn Wang
• Rit Bose
• Kayla Wang
• Thomas "Forehead" Wang
• Erica "Grandma" wang
• Dhruv Gupta
• Tej Raman
• Sarah Wang
• Sensi Messner (Chrysanthemum Messenger)
• Kate Halabi
• Nikhil Osuri