Wanna buy a duck?
An odd game that starts with one person asking "Wanna buy a duck?" to somebody. Then they respond (as in example 1), and once you reach the end, the person who was asked asks someone else, in a way that forms a long chain.
This game is somewhat not-unpopular at Lancaster because of the Duck. It has also spawned many spinoff games.
EXAMPLE ONE
Person 1: Wanna buy a duck?
Person 2: A what?
Person 1: A duck!
Person 2: Does it quack?
Person 1: Of course it quacks!
Person 2: Lemme hear it quack.
Person 1: QUACK!
EXAMPLE TWO
Person 2: Wanna buy a duck?
Person 3: A what?
Person 2: A what?
Person 1: A duck!
Person 2: A duck!
Person 3: Does it quack?
Person 2: Does it quack?
Person 1: Of course it quacks.
Person 2: Of course it quacks.
Person 3: Lemme hear it quack.
Person 2: Lemme hear it quack.
Person 1: QUACK
Person 2: QUACK
Person 3: (to another person) Wanna buy a duck?
Other versions:
Wanna buy an orgy? (A what, an orgy, does it moan, of course it moans, lemme hear it moan, *insert moan here*)
Wanna buy a Dietz? (a what, a Dietz, does it suck, of course it sucks, lemme hear it suck, tunak tunak tun tunak tunak tun tunak tunak tun da da da)
Wanna buy a Rosie? (a what, a Rosie, is she lost, of course shes lost, lemme hear her be lost, rosssieeeeeee)
[reffering to Rosie Brown after disappearing during Rocky Horror practice LAN 06.2]
Wanna buy a Jeff? (a what, a Jeff, is it stupid, of course it's stupidm lemme hear it be stupid, (imitate shaving chest with wrong part of electric razor))
