User:Hackney-Sack

The online pseudonyme of Sarah Hackney, LAN.05.2, LAN.06.1/2 (double session 4 eva!), currently a two-more. First sessioners will know her as one of the people you did not know, or as the girl who sat in the Corner, never spoke, and ate protein bars. Second sessioners will know her as the girl who sang "View From Heaven" in the talent show.

The Girl Behind the Face

Sarah Hackney is one of those sad people who loves CTY with all of her heart, but is too shy to let anyone know. She is not funny in Acting Improv, and is one of the nice people who realizes this and shuts up. Sarah sat in the Corner almost exclusively session one, and the Alcove session two. She was involved in the several Rent singalongs, and is ashamed to say that she was one of those who only knew the movie.

The Name Issue

You asked "Who is Hackney-Sack?" You saw the anwer "Sarah Hackney". Oh, Sarah. I know Sarah. The only Sarah at CTY. Yeah. Right. Sarah knows at least five other Sarahs.

This overabundance of Sarahs caused some debate as to how to distinguish them all on the Alcove T-shirt. Unfortunately, all of the Sarahs could not be assembled, and therefore they could not agree on a way to identify themselves as their own, unique Sarah. However, discussions between two of the Sarahs led to some possible names, which I have done my best to remember accurately:

Sarah Prime Sarah 2.0 Sarah the Third (?) Quadra-Sarah Sarah V (pronounced: vee, not 'five')

Sarah Hackney ended up putting the name "Sarah Hax" on the Alcove shirt. She has just been informed by Hax Sr. that he is not willing to share his name with his younger sister. Sarah Hackney will now be adopting the title of Sarah Prime, unless some other Sarah wants it. She is content to change.