Starcrash

Starcrash is a really bad movie with Christopher Plummer and David Hasselhoff, before his Baywatch fame. It is pretty much some Italian guy's ripoff of Star Wars involving a chick in a bikini, a white dude with big hair, a redneck-sounding robot, and post-Sound of Music Christopher Plummer, as stated above. He must have really needed the money.

Can also be described as and I quote "In the late 70s an Italian director attempted to capitalize of the success of Star Wars by creating a space movie with David Hasselhoff. The result? STARCRASH!"

IMPERIAL BATTLESHIP. . .HALT THE FLOW OF TIME!

The Starcrash experience is fantastically heightened by the sarcastic comments of longtime Carlisle staffer Bret Kramer, who inevitably turns up for the showing.

The starcrash-esque quotes become long-running jokes among CTYers. Known for its amazing special effects (i.e. the take-off scene with only the three ships), its witty dialogue (You're the best human-like friend I've ever had...), and the process of the female lead becoming more and more scantily clad throughout the course of the movie, this movie is so beloved by its audiences.

But viewers beware. The RAs are everywhere, and they don't appreciate the use of the theater in Dana as a make-out session. They just don't. So don't try it.They might throw a big mac at you (allegedly RA Matt 06.2)

External Links

• http://www.pachanko.com/starcrash
• Starcrash is now available for purchase on amazon.com :)