Wanna buy a duck?
"Wanna buy a duck?" is an odd game that starts with one person asking "Wanna buy a duck?" to somebody. Then they respond (as in example 1), and once you reach the end, the person who was asked asks someone else, in a way that forms a long chain.
This game is somewhat popular at Lancaster because of the Duck, although it was in circulation prior to the Duck's purchase. It did not include the lines "Lemme hear it quack" and "QUACK!" until after 1994. It has also spawned many spinoff games.
EXAMPLE ONE
Person 1: Wanna buy a duck?
Person 2: A what?
Person 1: A duck!
Person 2: Does it quack?
Person 1: Of course it quacks!
Person 2: Lemme hear it quack.
Person 1: QUACK!
EXAMPLE TWO
Person 2: Wanna buy a duck?
Person 3: A what?
Person 2: A what?
Person 1: A duck!
Person 2: A duck!
Person 3: Does it quack?
Person 2: Does it quack?
Person 1: Of course it quacks.
Person 2: Of course it quacks.
Person 3: Lemme hear it quack.
Person 2: Lemme hear it quack.
Person 1: QUACK
Person 2: QUACK
Person 3: (to another person) Wanna buy a duck?
Other versions:
Wanna buy an orgy? (A what, an orgy, does it moan, of course it moans, lemme hear it moan, *insert moan here*)
Wanna buy a Dietz? (a what, a Dietz, does it suck, of course it sucks, lemme hear it suck, tunak tunak tun tunak tunak tun tunak tunak tun da da da)
Wanna buy a Stager? (A what, a Stager, does it hop, of course it hops, let me hear the children inside of it as it hops, whhhhAAA BUMM) [refering to the frog-shaped academic building. The last response should be the sounds of the children and then the thump as the building hits the ground]
Wanna buy a Rosie? (a what, a Rosie, is she lost, of course she's lost, lemme hear her be lost, rosssieeeeeee)
[reffering to Rosie Brown after disappearing during Rocky Horror practice LAN 06.2]
Wanna buy a Noelle? (a what, a Noelle, is she hyper, of course she's hyper, let me hear her be hyper, COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE!!)
