First Dietz
Dietz is a dorm in CTY Lancaster across Hartman Green. It has 3 floors and one lounge on the 2nd floor. The term "First Dietz" usually refers to a specific hall that lived there in Second Session of 2004, which was the last time Dietz has been used as a CTY dorm since. This hall is most famous for its choreography of the dance to "Tunak Tunak Tun" by Daler Mehndi, based off the artist's own dance rendition of his song.
Who's a Dietz?
First Dietz is one of those rare CTY groups, because it has a set population. They are:
- TJ Beasley
- Sam Belanger
- Christian "Christ" Burnette
- Tim Camp
- Kalman Chapman
- Jonathan Choi
- Johannes Haensch
- Samuel Himel
- Gokul Krish
- Kevin Lee
- James Leung
- Patrick Liu
- Adam Roush (RA)
- Jeffrey Sachs
- Rafi Shamim
- Allen Song
- Alfred Wang
- Matt Wyzykowski (RA)
Bob
First Dietz's mascot is Bob: The Unholy Umbrella of Antioch. Bob was stolen from 3rd Dietzer Sydney Barron. Bob was stolen because Jeff loved him so much. Not only was he a beautiful vivid shade of red, but when you pressed the button, it SHOT out really fast and opened in the blink of an eye. First Dietz opened and closed it over and over again (they were not worried, for inside was attached a LIFETIME WARRANTY!). However, all good things must come to an end, for eventually, it would not open so awesomely. However, First Dietz loved Bob, and Bob loved First Dietz. Then, horror of unspeakable horrors, Bob had gone missing. They searched far and wide, but nobody knew where it was. And thusly, First Dietz's motto was born
We Stole. We Broke. We Lost.
However, the story does not end here. One day, Jeffrey was retrieving a pen from his roomate Gokul's desk. Inside, he was horrified to find, Gokul had hidden Bob. The motto was promptly changed to
We Stole. We Broke. We Lost. We Found in Gokul's Desk. We Beat Gokul With.
Bob currently resides in the house of Jeffrey Sachs. But he's not exactly sure where...
Wanna Buy a Dietz?
"Wanna Buy a Dietz" is a popular refrain from 04.2, inspired by the game "Wanna buy a duck?"
- Person 1: Wanna buy a Dietz?
- Person 2: A what?
- Person 1: A Dietz!
- Person 2: Does it suck?
- Person 1: Of course it sucks!
- Person 2: Let me hear it suck.
- Person 1: Tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, da da da!
The last line can also be replaced by such Dietzian laments as "I'm all the way across Hartman Green!", "Adam Roush is my RA!", or "Gokul is my roommate!"
