User:Hatfriend

Salutations. Because she loves you that much. She thanks you for being here.

She went to CTY Carlisle in oheight, ohnine, ohten, and will return in ohleven. She has taken INCW A [if you're anyone, you know what that means], Game Theory [which is really called Probability and Game Theory, but only people with a lot of time on their hands call it that], and Ethics. With Mark. Who is awesome to the point of divinity.

She was in the Quizbowl in ohnine and ohten; you probably remember her as the girl who completely embarrassed herself by guessing at almost every question. She has a hat which is camo which is most often referred to as the camohat, and is her most distinguishing feature. She was also in the ohten talent show with Ross and Gaines playing the Rainbow Connection countermelody on the violin. Reggie wrote the part, and it was quite lovely. She is the 11.2 poetry goddess.

But anyway. She's really not that interesting.

You really ought to leave now, because life's worth living.

Thank you for subsisting,

~Amalia [cross my heart and hope to fly]