User:Knight7770
The name printed on my card is Alex Kohanski. Most people don't call me that. I have a(n incomplete) list of things people call me:
- Kohanski
- Bitchface Kobitchface
- Skiski
- Kopantski
- Skank
- Hokanski
- Axel Hokanski
- Hanskiko
- The Manski Kohanski
- The Womanski
- Skankobitch
- Hair
- Alekski Kohanski
- Xela Iksnahok
- Riff Raff
- Scott
- Matt
- The Gadfly of Love
- Yoda
- Lampshade
- Kohansky
- Brohanski
- Kobitchers
- Axe
- Bromanski
- Alejandro
- Sassypants
- KOhANski
- Koskankface
- Malexander Bromanski
- Luscious
I've taken some classes at CTY:
LAT1.LAN.08.1
GRK1.LAN.09.1
ETYM.LAN.09.2
WRT3.B.LAN.10.1
LOGC.C.LAN.10.2
The Notebook of Horrible Ideas
I decided to keep a notebook of horrible ideas during 10.2. Here they are. Ideas with a + have been done to my knowledge.
- Say "derp" when you orgasm ~Marnie
+ This notebook
+ Putting bales of hay in front of gravel ~F&M
- Climbing the Scrabble ~Jonah
+ Humanities courses ~Everyone who's taken a math course
+ Driving to Canada during intersession ~Eloise
+ Driving to Canada ~Jonah
+ Canada ~Jonah
+ Protection
+ "Erik, this is my brother." ~Alex Pressman
- Safety first
+ Filling someone's hat with vaseline
- "I'm so awesome, I can make out with my girlfriend anywhere!" ~RA Sam
- Drinking 4 Red Bulls and playing ultimate in 105 degree weather ~RA Sam
- Ripping the top off an Axe can, putting it in front of you, and not moving ~RA Sam
- "Enter cafeteria; go apeshit" ~Graeme
- "Adderall: Can't pass without it!" ~Ad in bathroom
- Spray painting a fenced-in bench gold
- Getting highlights in your pubic hair ~Erik
+ PDA rules
+ Ordered society ~Bitchface
- Women discussing their birth canals ~Graeme
- RHPS as a first date ~Ramsey
- Racing golf carts on the quad
- Convincing your instructor you get a break every hour
- Opening an umbrella directly in front of someone ~Jonah
- Giving people who are imprisoned for life WMDs ~Torrence
+ Discussing whether you can know that you know anything
- 5 second rule on Schnader porch ~Declan
- Going farther into a guy's anus to try to impregnate him ~Erik
+ "On a scale of edgy to ironic, where's the Holocaust?"
- Hump a stump ~Silver
- Switching all the students in one class with the students in another without the teachers noticing
+ End a story with "And then I thought about child molestation" ~Declan
- Blammo with guns
+ Slapping your teacher across the face ~Justine
+ Taping pizza to a door and leaving it there ~Justine
- Sistery bondage ~Bitchface
- Telling your girlfriend that if wiffleball were a person you'd break up with her ~Graeme
- When you say "orgasm", derp ~Jonah
- Sitting on a bed totally naked drinking Strawberry Kiwi Lemonade and masturbating vigorously ~Jonah
- Doing the above in front of people ~Bitchface
+ Running into someone's room, jumping into the trash can, and saying "It's funny because I'm in the trash!" ~Theo
+ Running into someone's room, stealing something, and running out screaming "Ahahaha! Yes!" ~Theo
- "There are scissors if you need to open the hole more."
+ Interracial lesbian poop porn ~Literotica
- Eating breasted shits ~Graeme/Bitchface
- Shitfucking (your son's) monster meat ~Literotica
- Read teh idea 3 above this while having sex ~Graeme
- 31 Dogs in a Room as a movie ~Jonah
- A play about the dichotomy between unbroken and broken glass ~Ariel
- EpiSpear ~Graeme
- EpiTrident ~Graeme
- Naming your child Kotel ~Declan/Bitchface
- Placing Mentos into 3 bottles of soda in the middle of the quad successfully ~Jonah
- Preschool basketball ~Graeme
+ Playing Pokemon every day but never leaving Pallet Town ~Jonah
- A reality show called "God Dammit, Charlene!" ~Jonah/Kleo
+ Awkward question squad ~Lilly/Erik
- Breaking the PDF rules ~Sam Fomon
+ Triple crotch-shot ~Bitchface/Noah
- Rotten asscheeks ~Noah
+ Becoming a master baiter ~Ramsey
- Getting a masters degree in baiting ~Ramsey
- Covering your jaundice with more jaundice ~Graeme
- Long-distance makeout ~Bitchface/Noah
+ Not blinking as a pasttime ~Tess
- A water fountain/urinal ~Bitchface
- Eating this book ~Tess
- Putting a metal rod in your penis ~Ramsey
- Grinding the gay out of you ~Sam Fomon
- Being a masturbating 5th wheel ~Bitchface/Noah
+ Chewing on pens without pen cases ~Alec
- Inhaling flaming dicks
- Stabbing each other in the foot with heels repeatedly ~Kris
- Duct taping your penis to your leg and getting a boner ~Noah
- Making a store called "A Store" ~Bitchface
- Losing all control of your penis ~Gleb
- Having a penis the size of a million penises including itself ~Dennis/Bitchface
- Coming bricks ~Graeme
- "...like the cool people at 4chan do." ~Gleb
