User:Maria Shea
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CTY Courses
LAN.09.2.HDIS
LAN.10.2.CODE.B
LAN.11.2.LOGC.C
LAN.12.2.GRK1
Quotebook Keeper for LAN.12.2
1. "I like how you are fondling its horn." - Maria
"You are making it horny." - Venya
2. "If he (Nicholas Cage) has bees in his eyes, no wonder he has trouble with the alphabet." - Bad Acting Appreciation
3. "How did we survive this long in space?"
"Puppies."
4. "This course is mostly cow-themed." -Joe Groves
5. "Hi Drew, what's your name?" - Becca
6. "The four F's: feeding, fighting, fleeing, and reproduction."
7. "Don't wear something you would be embarrassed to see your parents in." - James Yu (On RHPS)
8. "Jerk-off Squad!"
9. " Gia, put your pants on."
"I am uncomfortable with where this is going." - Joe Groves
10. "My fashion sense is like my urine stream: It's flowing and ever-changing and if I stay hydrated it might become clear." - Noah Goldstein
11. "I carried a girl all the way to class. It was the farther I have ever gone with a girl." - Venya
12. "ClassicNoahDad." - Jonah
13. "Is this sexual?" -Becca
14. "Hey, look over there! It's really big. What is that?" James Boucher
"Spoiler alert. It's Maria's ass." - Becca
15. *licks* "Uhhh... I meant hi." -Noah G.
16. *touches <body part>* "It's okay, I have a <body part> fetish." -Venya
17. "If I was a dog, what kind would I be?" -Noah G.
"A bachelorette." -Becca Teich
18. "You should see a professional." -Caleb (World's Worst Psychologist)
19. "If I can't see them, they can't see me." *takes off glasses* (World's Worst Spy)
20. "Second base is fingering the eargina and only eargina fingering."
21. "He's gay? I thought he was black." -Andrew (referring to Langston Hughes)
22. "Nonononono. Nonononono. No-itty nono. Relationships are stupid. No no. You are stupid. No." - Greg
23. "How does a gentleman troll?"
(says nothing) - Greg
24. "Did you meme to do it?" Deniz (Press Conference: Walking simply into Mordor)
25. "Did you just walk through the gate or were there mordors?" Noah (PC: Walking simply into Mordor)
26. "You haven't pooped at CTY and it's been a week?" - Noah Goldstein
"That means scientifically you are full of shit." - Jonah
27. "Who is my target?"
"Your love is also me." - Noah, Theo, Jonah Sphinx
28. "Also me." - Jonah
29. "Also me." -Everyone
30. *hugs* "I feel nauseous." -Jackie
31. "The best test tube in the world is the uterus." - John Boysen
32. "Homosexuals share genitalia."
33. "Celine Dion is like a French orphaned Barbara Streishand." - RA Ashley
"Wait, why is she orphaned?" - Noah
"... She is really skinny." - RA Ashley
34. "Remember that time when Ryan repeated all of my jokes." -Noah
"Remember that time when I repeated Noah's jokes." - Ryan Cebulko
35."That awkward moment when irony."
36. "So if you want to help someone, run at them screaming." - Joe Groves
37. "It reminds me of my boyfriend." - Meg (About Fifty Shades of Grey)
38. "But they have unsweetened tea." - Ryan
"But that is too much effort and I don't know where the salt is." - Venya
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