User:Maria Shea
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CTY Courses
LAN.09.2.HDIS
LAN.10.2.CODE.B
LAN.11.2.LOGC.C
LAN.12.2.GRK1
Quotebook Keeper for LAN.12.2
1. "I like how you are fondling its horn." - Maria
"You are making it horny." - Venya
2. "If he (Nicholas Cage) has bees in his eyes, no wonder he has trouble with the alphabet." - Bad Acting Appreciation
3. "How did we survive this long in space?"
"Puppies."
4. "This course is mostly cow-themed." -Joe Groves
5. "Hi Drew, what's your name?" - Becca
6. "The four F's: feeding, fighting, fleeing, and reproduction."
7. "Don't wear something you would be embarrassed to see your parents in." - James Yu (On RHPS)
8. "Jerk-off Squad!"
9. " Gia, put your pants on."
"I am uncomfortable with where this is going." - Joe Groves
10. "My fashion sense is like my urine stream: It's flowing and ever-changing and if I stay hydrated it might become clear." - Noah Goldstein
11. "I carried a girl all the way to class. It was the farther I have ever gone with a girl." - Venya
12. "ClassicNoahDad." - Jonah
13. "Is this sexual?" -Becca
14. "Hey, look over there! It's really big. What is that?" James Boucher
"Spoiler alert. It's Maria's ass." - Becca
15. *licks* "Uhhh... I meant hi." -Noah G.
16. *touches <body part>* "It's okay, I have a <body part> fetish." -Venya
17. "If I was a dog, what kind would I be?" -Noah G.
"A bachelorette." -Becca Teich
18. "You should see a professional." -Caleb (World's Worst Psychologist)
19. "If I can't see them, they can't see me." *takes off glasses* (World's Worst Spy)
20. "Second base is fingering the eargina and only eargina fingering."
21. "He's gay? I thought he was black." -Andrew (referring to Langston Hughes)
22. "Nonononono. Nonononono. No-itty nono. Relationships are stupid. No no. You are stupid. No." - Greg
23. "How does a gentleman troll?"
(says nothing) - Greg
24. "Did you meme to do it?" Deniz (Press Conference: Walking simply into Mordor)
25. "Did you just walk through the gate or were there mordors?" Noah (PC: Walking simply into Mordor)
26. "You haven't pooped at CTY and it's been a week?" - Noah Goldstein
"That means scientifically you are full of shit." - Jonah
27. "Who is my target?"
"Your love is also me." - Noah, Theo, Jonah Sphinx
28. "Also me." - Jonah
29. "Also me." -Everyone
30. *hugs* "I feel nauseous." -Jackie
31. "The best test tube in the world is the uterus." - John Boysen
32. "Homosexuals share genitalia."
33. "Celine Dion is like a French orphaned Barbara Streishand." - RA Ashley
"Wait, why is she orphaned?" - Noah
"... She is really skinny." - RA Ashley
34. "Remember that time when Ryan repeated all of my jokes." -Noah
"Remember that time when I repeated Noah's jokes." - Ryan Cebulko
35."That awkward moment when irony."
36. "So if you want to help someone, run at them screaming." - Joe Groves
37. "It reminds me of my boyfriend." - Meg (About Fifty Shades of Grey)
38. "But they have unsweetened tea." - Ryan
"But that is too much effort and I don't know where the salt is." - Venya
39. "There may be positives and negatives, but we need to get you dancing, but we need to get you loving." - Jonah
40. "What does iButter do?" "Nothing." - AI
41. "Are you being yourself?" - Ryan to Neil (Party Quirks - AI)
42. "I can do whatever I want." - Neil
"What do you want to do" - Ryan
"I want to do you." - Neil
43. "Do vaginas have teeth.?"
"Yes, you have to brush them."
44. "The goats are female, if anyone is interested." - Joe
45. "This apple is really good. It's yellow. It's not fast like a green apple, but it's not serious like a red apple. It's like, "Hey, I'm not a leader. I'm just chillin' out in the classroom." - RA Ashley
46. "You're disturbing the dinosaur fetus. Now it's going to be relaxed and stuff." - Chris Ossi
47. "I can't stop salivating." - Noah Goldstein
48. "The awkward moment when you go to unhook someone's bra and it already is." - Jesse
49. "When is it supposed to stop throbbing?" - Jackie Liu
50. "That awkward moment when you call out your name during sex."
51. "First erection of the session." -Ryan (Third Sunday)
52. "Tastes like warm apple semen." - Jocelyn
53. "Hello, my name is science. Would you like to donate your body?"
54. "What's brown and sticky?" - Gina
"Neil after a dance."
55. "I'd clap my hands, but my left arm is occupied, so I'll slap you in the face." - Logan
56. "I hope you don't mind I sleep to avant-garde folk metal." - Elliot (World's Worst Roommate)
57. "I am Noah Goldstein. La la la." -Noah Goldstein
58. "I would train for years and years to become a gymnast so I could suck my own dick." -Noah
59. "Finishes routine, bends down and sucks his own dick. And he dicks the landing." - Noah
60. "And then they were turned into trees so they could be together. How sappy." Joe Groves
61. "Vote Greg for president." "Greg is president."
62. "Fat Jewish people are too different from regular Jewish people." Jonah
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