User:RobertTheUnicorn

Introduction

Hi! I'm Robert. My only year at CTY so far has been ENGE-A at CAR 14.2, where I was in Joe K.'s hall, but I plan to return to Carlisle!

I am extremely spontaneous, typically extroverted, even though I can be shy at times, hate people, and am agoraphobic, which is why I go to Mellow Quad instead of dances (but I try to go to the last American Pie).

Unicorns

As my name suggests, I am a unicorn. However, I am a very bad unicorn. I like to impale people, which is how I got my horn taken away, and like to turn people into trees, which is how I got my magic taken away. DON'T ask about my tail.

I am trying to earn 9001 rings to get back my magical powers. I'm currently somewhere around 700, mostly because I jumped a lot when I touched the fire mat.

I lose

I just lost The Game. You did too.

Conclusion/Go away now

So, um, yeah! Feel free to edit this page, but don't delete anything, even though you probably won't see it, since I've only been at CTY for a year, and despite my me-iness, I don't tend to stand out in large crowds, partially because I'm probably curled up in a ball having a panic attack. I'm new to this wiki and wikis in general, so I don't really know how to format things, create hyperlinks, or do any other fancy things. Your help is very much appreciated!

Bye!