User:Nixon

Awesomeness incarnate.

In Brief

Once a humble squirrel, Michael Andrew Nixon soon rose to become a sort of "rock god" amongst CTY. There is not a person he hasn't glanced at in a sexual manner, no female is immune to his incredible charm.

A frequent member of the Alcove, Nixon famously walked out because he had felt the Alcove became more factionalized and opposed this. He has openly expressed relief at it's return to just being a group of fun people instead of a group who believe themselves chieftains of CTY.

Nixon also popularized the idea of "the Virus", a theory in which any male who has gone to CTY Lancaster for more than two years becomes inexplicably attracted to Asians. He is himself a victim of the Virus. He does not believe it a problem.

Traditions

Nixon is linked to multiple traditions:

First, he became the second and last wearer of Tom Wilson's infamous duct tape suit, complete with hat and cane. The suit was lost by it's third weaer upon his failure to return to camp the following year. The cane, which was kept by Nixon, became the new totem of the Jesus tradition while the Devil rabbit remained that totem.

Secondly, he became the first man to hold the mantle of The Devil, a position given to him when the previous Alcove realized they had given all of the other jobs to other people. Nixon retroactively made his mentor, one Tom Wilson, the honorary predecessor to The Devil namesake.

Nixon also played the character Brad in the CTY traditional Rocky Horror picture show. He has only crossdressed on second Saturday once, in his second year.

His Final Act as a CTYer

Nixon's final act in CTY, at passionfruit, after leading the traditionally Jesus-led last supper the previous night, was kissing over twenty people, those who "had changed him". His speech was possibly one of the longest, Nixon, being afraid of public speaking, was visibly shaking by the end of it.

Stats

Michael Nixon was born on Feb 10, 1989. Many believe he will never die.

Nixon was introduced to lifelong influence The Sandman comics at CTY in his second year.

Nixon would frequently only eat the simplest meals available at the camp. This was because he has a genetic disorder in which acid eats away at his intestines in smal, but noticable quantites. He only began to recieve treatment for this disease after his return home from camp in his last year.

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-written by Michael Nixon himself-