User:Grasshopper

About Me

Alyssa K

I am the ketchup

And a proud member of the snurch

Honoured to be the Muse for Lan 24.2

I like you, I love you, I CTY you!

Classes/Sites

Collegeville/Ursinus:

UNAG.B.19.1

• Model United Nations and Advanced Geography
• Taught by Megan Nicholson with TA Erin

Lancaster:

COGN.B.23.2

• Cognitive Psychology
• Taught by John “Comma” Price with TA Aliya
• Schnader 3 with RAs Nia and Joy

Carlisle

LOGC.24.2

• Logic: Principles of Reasoning
• Taught by Daniel Maryanovich and TA Trey
• High Street 2 (Logicology Hall!) with RAs Becca and Fatoumata

Contact Info

If you need to contact me for any reason, here are a few ways! I’d be happy to answer any questions about CTY! I check RealCTY pretty regularly so feel free to write a note on my user page :)

Discord: grasshopper1942

• I’m on Server 42 (and Locked Out of The Quad) as Alyssa K

Email: watermelontaco22@gmail.com

Memories

CGV 19.2

• "I am the Ketchup" song
• Doing handstands and also arm-wrestling during those long periods on the weekends where no one was there for some reason
• Talking to the Pizza Guy in the cafeteria
• Making Swamp Water Concoctions with the soda machine

LAN 23.2

• Playing board games on the first day with Schnader 3
• Calling our teacher "John Comma" to the point where I can't remember his last name
• Making a psychology-inspired Bohemian Rhapsody with Josie
• Sitting in a circle outside on the grass, 10 feet apart, with double masks on, because that's how paranoid we got with our little covid epidemic
• Making the Margarita song (A covid-informational parody of One Margarita)
• Learning to rave, and finally getting two-beat and three-beat after trying for so long
• Late nights talking/playing games in Josie or Rayne's room with my hallmates
• Making even worse Swamp Water Soda abominations (such as my attempt to make purple by mixing a blue drink and red jello and then drinking it)
• Looking for 12-person tables in the cafeteria
• Love-Tape Day and collecting tape-marriage rings
• The great Fire Alarm Fiasco and splashing in the puddles outside in the thunderstorm
• Sprinting to high-jump onto my bed while the lights turned off, so that my lovely roommate Charlotte could rest

CAR 24.2

• The return of the Hippo Hat for CTY Halloween
• Joining the Cult of the Rain God (PTR!)
• Losing the Game and then immediately Praising the Rain
• Being aware of Serena’s existence
• Hiding directly behind Serena for as long as she wasn’t aware of MY existence
• Discovering the Jessica Lore after she disappeared in the elevator.
• Gaybling
• Finally learning to play ERS

Passionfruit Speech

August 2nd, 2024

to be transcribed soon