Couching

The basic practice of couching is simply sitting on the couch and talking. However, there are many variations on couching. The most prominent is pimping, in which a guy cuddles with two or more girls while couching. The male is the pimp, and the females with him are pimpettes. This most often happens between guys and girls who have a platonic relationship, with both sexes being rather unattractive and unwashed. A pimp can have more than one layer of pimpettes, with varying levels of unattractiveness. The first layer is the two girls nearest him (usually leaning against him, with his arms around them). The second layer is the next two girls, and so on. This chaste crap is the kind of sensory experience that most CTY boys can only get at CTY, and later wank to, alone in their dorms. Another variation on couching is card-playing, in which people play card games (usually Egyptian Ratscrew) at the tables near the couches. These games usually have both participants and spectators. Often, the spectators are simply waiting for an opportunity to slap in. Finally, a rarer variation on couching is those CTYers who are so engrossed in a book that instead of talking while couching, they read their book. This practice was most widespread during the Harry Potter rage.