Student Hierarchy

The hierarchy of students at CTY is also a hierarchy of age; more importantly, it is determined by the number of years a student has left, and the number of years s/he has been at CTY. The more experienced students, specifically those that are accustomed to tradition, often gain the most esteem and respect; however, newcomers that gain the "CTY spirit" are also beloved. All levels of the hierarchy of students have names.

Names Based on Number of Years of Attendance

Squirrel/Sperm

A squirrel is someone who is in their first year at CTY. Squirrels often come without any knowledge of tradition. The younger squirrels are usually more acceptive of CTY customs, and are often taken under the wing of an older student. However, some of the older squirrels who are used to non-CTY (and sometimes anti-difference) behaviors at their schools ignore tradition, or even try to ruin it for the returners.

Squirrels who like the site usually return; those who don't either switch sites or fail to come back. Some squirrels only came to CTY to take a single course, like Math Sequence or a science course, for the purpose of excelling in or skipping courses at school.

The term "squirrel" is predominantly used at Lancaster, whereas at Carlisle, the term sperm is used with the same meaning. Pre-1990, the term "rookie" was used as well.

The CTY administration does not really approve of either of these terms, because they're uptight sometimes.

Flying Squirrel

A flying squirrel is a squirrel who is new to a site, but has done CTY before. Flying squirrels usually have some incling regarding traditions; however, each site and session varies in their annual activities. Flying squirrels are most vulnerable at Lancaster and Carlisle, two of the most tradition-heavy sites. However, at less tradition-steeped sites like LMU (Los Angeles), squirrels can pass down tradition information. For instance, in 06.2 a student who had attended 05.1 at Lancaster brought Bizarre Love Triangle & Bathrobe Day to LMU.

Site Hopper

A site hopper is someone who rarely stays at the same site more than once.

One Hit Wonder

Someone who is simultaenously a squirrel and a nomore/nevermore is called a One Hit Wonder. One Hit Wonders who really enjoy their first, and only, CTY experience are highly affected by CTY Withdrawal/CTY Syndrome. One Hit Wonders are also called "One-year Wonders" and "One Shots."

Two-year Tragedy

A second-year student who is a nomore/nevermore receives this title; a tragic title indeed. These students who have only had two years of CTY and then must leave are also affected by CTY withdrawal. Many Two Year Tragedies have made tearful speeches at Passionfruit.

Five-year Freak

A Five-year Freak is someone who receives the glorious rays of Lady Luck and, through a combination of optimal birthdate, grade (sometimes grade skippage), and parents or other CTY informants, is able to attend CTY for five entire years. They come to CTY at age 12, and stay until their nomore/nevermore years at age 16. These students are able to enjoy every moment of their CTY experiences.

Six-year Satan Spawn

Six- and seven-year students, for the most part, have also attended Baby CTY. A Satan Spawn can be created either through a variety of ways:

• two years at Baby CTY and four years at normal;
• one year at Baby and a reign of Five-year Freakishness at normal CTY; or
• six years of normal CTY, which would indicate starting CTY at 11 years of age, which would require one or two years of grade skippage. May also indicate a student whose parents have fudged their birthdate to secure another year at CTY.

The last method is rather rare.

Six-year Satan Spawn are also known as "Six-year Psychos."

Seven-year Satan

Satans have spent the most time possible at normal CTY. Pretty much all Satans (not that there are many) have done two years of Baby CTY, and all five possible years of normal CTY. Most Satans have a strong grasp on tradition. The term "Seven-year Satan" has no relation to the position of Satan at Lancaster Session 2.

Ten-year

Ten-years are extremely rare. They are generally a result of attending CTY from the 2nd grade program at Hopkins through the final year of Older Students.

Some controversy exists about whether the 2nd-4th grade JHU CTY programs should be factored in when determining years of attendance.

Names Based on Number of Years Remaining

Twomore

A twomore is someone with two years remaining before the age limit. Twomores are usually 14, though some with poorly placed birthdays are 13. At Lancaster, a twomore (who will return as a onemore) receives the Caution-tape Cape; this is the only item passed down to a twomore.

Onemore

A onemore is someone with one year remaining before the age limit. Onemores are usually 15, and sometimes 14. Most positions are handed down to onemores by nomores/nevermores, such as that of the Emperor of Passionfruit.

Nomore/Nevermore

At most sites, a nevermore is someone who has reached the age of 16, and thus is not eligible for another year at CTY. A nomore, on the other hand, is someone who will not return for reasons independent of age, such as parents, vacations, other programs, financial issues, etc.

At Lancaster and Carlisle, a nevermore is someone who cannot return due to other reasons, whereas a nomore is someone who has reached the age limit. These sites switch around the general definitions of nevermore and nomore.

Some people (usually not the nomores or nevermores) use the terms nomore and nevermore interchangebly. Personally, I find nevermore more sensible, because it relates to forevermore.

Nomores and nevermores are usually the most respected in the CTY community. The most knowledgable about tradition, the friendliest, the most well known, the most satanical, etc. are the ones who hold the important positions. At Lancaster Session 2, where there are the most positions, many nomores have something to make their last year a bit more special.

Forevermore

A forevermore is someone who has left CTY. In some peoples minds, a forevermore is someone who leaves CTY at 16, then comes back as an RA, TA, or even Instructor. Everyone who has become ineligible for CTY is a forevermore, because nobody can ever really leave. CTY isn't just a smattering of geniuses or a blissful community. It's the part of life that makes the whole thing worth living. To all the forevermores out there: you still have a place in all of our hearts. You are CTY, and CTY will always be yours.

   "Forever young, I want to be forever young"...

And guys: Don't Panic.

--Max Wang 11:08, 11 Aug 2006 (MST)