Starcrash

Starcrash is a really bad movie with Christopher Plummer and David Hasselhoff, before his Baywatch fame. It is pretty much some Italian guy's ripoff of Star Wars involving a chick in a bikini, a white dude with big hair, a redneck-sounding robot, and post-Sound of Music Christopher Plummer, as stated above. He must have really needed the money.

Can also be described as and I quote "In the late 80's an Italian director attempted to capitalize of the success of Star Wars by creating a space movie with David Hasselhoff. The result? STARCRASH!"

IMPERIAL BATTLESHIP. . .HALT THE FLOW OF TIME!

The Starcrash experience is fantastically heightened by the sarcastic comments of longtime Carlisle staffer and resident obese faggot Bret Kramer, who inevitably turns up for the showing.