Christian Burnette

My name is Christian Burnette, though everyone calls me Christ (except Rachel Todd who insists on calling me Chris, as do Shea Levy and Rosie Brown.)

In 2004.2 I (as well as many other First Dietzers) created the dance to Tunak Tunak Tun

I took Physics B in 06.2, and I lived in Schnader 3rd.

I played the role of Brad in Rocky Horror and the Jester during American Pie.

I'm also a famed raver and preformed in the talent show.

I was part of the phrase "Jesus Fucking Christ" (Jesus = Rachel Todd, Christ = me, duh)

P.S. even though it was written in first person, I actually wrote it all :D ~Yulia

I'm not gonna lie, that's a bit...odd. -Will