Cult of Godzilla

This is the Cult of Godzilla!

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In Carlisle, Session 1, 2006, a cult was formed. This cult was called the Cult of Godzilla. The origin of the cult was as such:

One day in Ancient Greek class, an example was given to be translated into English. It was: "The mistresses sacrifice the maidservants to Godzilla." The cult was formed by the name, and the friends of the original members of the cult were inducted.

Members

Members: A list of all members of CuoGo, with nicknames. If I missed you, or a nickname, just edit it in.

Danny Martin:

• Yo Yo Man
• Yo Yo Ma
• String Dude

Sarah Goldberg

• Tigg(Many adjectives were added to this, such as The One and Only Almighty Tigg)
• Girl-With-A-Crown
• Our Lord and Master
• Emo Poestriess
• TiggSayFwa

(Together, the previous two were also known as the couple in denial, though they are no longer in denial.)

Olivia Li

• NoT
• Namer of Things
• AT (Asker of Things)
• CoB (Caller of Blasphemy)
• AL (Abbreviation Lady)
• !
• Liviao Il

Emily Ehrenberger

• Thing Two
• Thing Too
• Thing Also
• Turtle
• Clone
• Turkle
• Stranger
• Thing 2
• Other Emily
• Emily with a "y"
• Thing t00w
• EMMA

Reggie Viezel

• Veggie
• Vegetable
• Regetable
• Reggie the Wedgie Veggie Weasel of DOOOOOOOM
• Spawn of the Jewish Satan
• Fred
• Wet Wedgie
• Pimp Reggie
• The Beta Female
• Freggie
• Edward
• Veg
• The Duct Tape Prince of the Beatnik Vegetable Hippies
• Stallion
• Supie (alternate spellings: Soupy, Supi)
• The Guy With The Hair
• Reginald (Although this is Reggie's real name, his real name is thought of as Reggie, so as only a few people use Reginald, and just as a joke, it's a nickname.)
• Regina (drag day name)
• Short Kid
• Emily's Boyfriend
• Satan's Abortion
• Foofy
• Foofy Hair Guy
• The Dude of Many Names
• Nald
• Blue
• Emo Poestry
• Superman

(The previous two were also known as the couple in not denial. Supie is pronounced thusly: (soo-pee) while touching ones right ear to ones right shoulder. All other names are pronounced how they look.)

Sarah Rogers

• SaraR
• Zim

Bess

• Señorita Sacapuntas
• Besst
• Sonata (which nobody called me, but it was my official nickname)
• Dodo
• Bessie Boo (screams from bess)

Tory

• Gecko
• Archibald's Mommy

ToryandBess

• Combined, the Twins

Paul Kim

• Innapropriate Man
• Honorary Dirty Old Man
• The Man in the Hat

Sharon

• Almighty Bob (said with hands folded on top of your head)
• I Believe I Can Fly! (sung, leaning back with arms outstretched)
• Lurye the Allurying
• Grassy Knoll

Carina

• Bryophite

Rachel

• Euripedes Pants Eumenides Pants

Kathleen

• Killer
• The High Priestess

Molly

• she who has no nickname

(If I missed you, add yourself in. I'm just lazy.)

Rituals

At every meal, a potato sacrifice would take place in honor of Godzilla, Zeus, or the person of your choice (depending on which meal it was). All the cult members would give a small piece of their food (usually potatoes, obviously, as they are served at every single meal and made out of people) to the High Priestess (Kathleen). She would then take a knife, invoke the lord Godzilla, possibly make a wish, and then stab the sacrifice.

The greatest enemy of Godzilla is King Kong. To say anything good about King Kong is BLASPHEMY!!

The Game.

See The Game.

Kill Murray / Save Murray

This section has been given its own page at Kill Murray/Save Murray

One Card Milard

One Card Milard is, as you may have guessed, a card game. There are 3 rules we are allowed to tell: 1. You may not discuss the rules. 2. There is no rule number two. 3. You may not get frustrated with the rules. To learn more, play the game with the Cult.

Silent Football

Silent Football is merely linked to because the Cult hasn't added its own rules to it, so there's no need to describe it. See Silent Football.

Giving Reggie Nicknames

As you can see from the above, this sport has gone on for a long time. If the Cult got bored, or some strange/amusing occurence occured, Reggie would probably get a nickname. This has even given him a nickname, The Dude of Many Names.

This occurence also stems from Reggie's tendency to accept any nicknames bestowed upon him by his peers.