Blammo God

The Blammo Gods of CTY are the administrators of the game of Blammo. They are in charge of signups for Blammo, keeping track of and assigning targets, answering questions about the game, bringing and providing spoons, etc. They run the game.

Blammo Gods may have helpers, sometimes referred to as Blammo Angels, that help with the strenuous logistics work involved in running the game (or just get the Gods food during mealtimes).

Depending on how the Blammo God chooses to run things, it is possible for them to play themselves, and even win.

Because they are the Gods, they get to decide the rules - where and when is a safe zone, what counts as a legal kill, whether projectile Blammos, custom weapons, or other fancy stuff is allowed, etc.

While in theory the Blammo Gods should run the game fairly (randomly assigning targets), they have often been known to bend the rules. This can include allowing players to request targets, rigging selection so players get people they know, bringing players back to life, and allowing their friends immunity.

Session 1 Lancaster usually has two Gods that run separate games, which are merged during Final Blammo, while Session 2 Lancaster has a single God. The relic is a mustachioed stuffed yellow spoon named Gregory. The position is passed down at Passionfruit, with the new God(s) being initiated in a shower of blammo spoons.

Blammo Gods

Below, Blammo Gods who have resided over games are listed by year, site, and session. Please add any missing Blammo Gods that have previously resided over games. (A list of Blammo Gods can also be found here.)

Lancaster

Session 1:

• ∞.1: Gregory Spoon
• 07.1: Zev Hurwich
• 09.1: Elena Karras
• 11.1: Rudy Garcia and Alex Kohanski
• 12.1: Sanan "Bob" Venkatesh and Eidan Jacob
• 13.1: Ankita Satpathy and Alex Lesnik
• 14.1: Eric Wan and Bonnie Nguyen (when Mahishan Gnanaseharan did not return)
• 15.1: Annika Hildebrandt and Zoe Zmola (originally Michelle Dashevsky)
• 16.1: Drew Genuit and Victoria "Shprinkles" Provost (when Lynnette Jiang could not return)
• 17.1: Sienna and Aidan Parker (when Jack Frey could not return)
• 18.1: Hillary Mak and Michael Kissane
• 19.1: Lindsey Russ and Naomi Abramowicz
• 20.1: Myrah Charles and Riya Kishen

Session 2:

• 05.2: Mama Will Colmer
• 06.2: Rachel Todd
• 07.2: Laney
• 10.2: Sam Fomon and Declan Kennedy
• 11.2: Ryan Cebulko and Graeme McGuire
• 12.2: Sam Ngan and Mindy Cheng
• 13.2: Sam Ngan and Ashley Wang
• 14.2: Sharon Lin
• 15.2: Samantha Pancoe
• 16.2: Allie Voltaggio
• 17.2: Michael Zhang (Will Chu did most of the work)
• 18.2: Caroline Zhao
• 19.2: Annabelle Hinks
• 20.2: Maia Hubscher

Saratoga Springs

At Saratoga Springs, the session one Blammo God is a member of the Royalty. The relic is known as the Blammo God Crown, a cardboard and duct tape crown with a ring of plastic spoons around it. While all the other three session one members of the royalty have authority over Blammo, the Blammo God's decisions in regards to rules and kills are final. The position of Blammo God is tied to one of the Emperor slots and is subsequently passed down at Passionfruit when naming new Royalty. The relic of the Session Two Blammo God is a giant spoon that was first brought to SAR by Alisha Ukani in 2012.2. Since then, it has been passed down to Blammo God successors in a Spoonicorn ceremony at Passionfruit. For session two the winner of Blammo, if they accept, becomes Blammo God for the next year. If they decline Blammo God is given to second place and so down the line.

Session 1:

• 13.1: RA Jamie Jung
• 14.1: Charlotte Keely and Katie Miles (Empresses)
• 15.1: Griffin Badalamente (Emperor)
• 16.1: Duncan, Carly, Byron, Viky (Royalty)
• 17.1: Alexandre Jabor (Mr. Blammo God), Gabe, Kaiya and Zivia (Royalty)
• 18.1: Nelson Lin (Mr. Blammo God Melon Jr.), Kaiti Filippou, and Daniel Xu (Royalty)
• 19.1 Robert Sheng (Mrs. Blammo God), Eric Krieger, Gia Mar Ramos, and Noor Singh (Royalty)
• 20.1 Jack Schaeffer (Blammo God), Max Tanksley, Dorothy Zhou, Neya Kidambi (Royalty)

Session 2:

• 12.2: Alisha Ukani
• 13.2: Kimberley/Kimmy Katz
• 14.2: Alex Goodisman
• 15.2: Jake Garso
• 16.2 Maeve Brammer
• 17.2: Hannah Grauer
• 18.2: Brooke Avery
• 19.2: Rhys Bloom (given by the elected, Ashley Jakubowicz)
• 20.2: Daniel Olevsky (Cancelled)
• 21.2: Daniel Olevsky
• 22.2: Jesse Collins (Self-appointed due to no one else being willing to take the job)

Los Angeles

Session 1:

• 2008.1: Maggie G. and Sarah Sch.
• 2009.1: Maggie G. and Sarah Sch.
• 2010.1: ?
• 2011.1: ?
• 2012.1: ?
• 2013.1: ?
• 2014.1: ?
• 2015.1: None
• 2016.1: Jalen Sur and Thomas Brooks
• 2017.1: Nilisha Baid and Zofia Borowska
• 2018.1: Allison Nguyen, Sloan Sciarappo, and Amanda Nguyen
• 2019.1: Allison Nguyen, Sloan Sciarappo, and Elise Kim
• 2020.1: Allison Nguyen, Amanda Chen, Corey Wang
• 2021.1: Allison Nguyen, Alana Reyes, William Yu, Miles Kottler

Session 2:

• 2008.2: Emma M. and Lyra
• 2010.2: ?
• 2011.2: ?
• 2012.2: Mexican Jesus
• 2013.2: Caitlin H.
• 2014.2: Colin S.
• 2015.2: Cameron T. and Kiki K.
• 2016.2: Iris P., Jessica Z., and Cameron T.
• 2017.2: Sydney H., Pearson M., and Anika S.
• 2019.2: Olivia Wong, Lysander Schmit, and Jocelyn Shek

Baltimore

• 2009.2: Sam Goldstein
• 2010.1: None
• 2010.2: Trinity
• 2011.2: Karl Heinlein?
• 2012.1: None
• 2012.2: ?
• 2013.1: ?
• 2013.2: Indie Page
• 2014.1: ?
• 2014.2: ?
• 2015.1: Colin Song and many others
• 2015.2: Milo
• 2016.1: Cancelled
• 2017.1: Banned
• 2017.2: Banned
• 2018.1: Banned
• 2018.2: Banned
• 2019.1: ?
• 2019.2: Amanda Chen (banned)
• 2020.1: ?
• 2020.1: Victoria Lam (no Blammo, just a site-wide, admin-approved game)

Carlisle

• 2010.2: Max H.
• 2011.1: ?
• 2011.2: ?
• 2012.1: ?
• 2012.2: Carl
• 2013.1: ?
• 2013.2: ?
• 2014.1: Tony Topol, Karan Tandon, and Jason Mickenberg
• 2014.2: ?
• 2015.1: Andrew Javems
• 2015.2:

Princeton

• 2010: Race Archibold and Benjamin Boult
• 2011: Logan Phillips, Arthur Dashan, Julia Tanaka, ???

Easton

Session 1

• 2017.1: Aja Saldana (Demigods were Austin Szatrowski and Hannah Cohen)
• 2018.1: Austin Szatrowski, Ryan Burns, Richie Conte, and Kiley Rubright

Session 2

• 2013.2: Kyle Eve-Townsend and Braxton Jones
• 2014.2: Dean Dijour and Jake Lawyer
• 2015.2: Matt Hom and James Kim
• 2016.2: Matt Hom and Andrew Crisol
• 2017.2: Sophia Phaltankar, Meagan Wong, Phillip Alexeev

CLI SFSU

• 2007: Peter Treadway

Bristol

• 2016.2: Justin (JZ) Zhao, Haeju Jeong, Justin (Adel) Adel, Sangmin (Sang) Lee