User:Sienzala

Heyy guys

I'm 24 now. CTY feels like a fever dream to me, and one day, it'll feel that way to you, too. Leaving everything below this as some kind of anthropological evidence that I Was Here, that I Used To Think And Talk This Way. Don't be crazy. If you have any questions about, like, jobs or CTY history that you think I can answer (or if you're AN ADULT and need a tour guide/couch to crash on in Seattle), hit me up on ig @siennaxe and I'd be happy to help. You got this. Whatever's going on with you, you'll get through it.

About Me

Sienna, 18, LAN, Forevermore, college freshman, 5-year freak, co-blammo god 2k17.1 w/ the greatest Aidan, can kinda rave, likes ukulele and vanilla soft serve

sidenote: sienna's a nerd and will kill you with ironic humor if you don't beware -[[user:melondad|Will M]

Courses

Cryptology at SUN 13.2 (Floor 5, RA Megan J.)

Creative Nonfiction A at LAN 14.1 (South Ben, RA Emily)

Utopias and Dystopias at LAN 15.1 (North Ben, RA Audrey)

Astrophysics B (Astroloby G) at LAN 16.1 (Schnader (:/), RA Megan C.)

Advanced Fic (Advanced Gay Lying) at LAN 17.1 (North Ben, RA Shannon)

"Accomplishments"

13.2: drew a bunch of disproportioned horse

14.1: was in the Unpause (Sienetherlands)

15.1: crushed the heck out of capitalism

16.1: ate a shit ton of paper

17.1: freed blammo (BINCH!!!)

Fun Facts

Since when did everyone add fun fact sections???

- Went to high school with Nathan Burke (and went to elementary AND middle school with both him and Suzanna Graham)

- I convinced Nathan to come to LAN and then he convinced Suzanna to come to LAN and now they're all grown up with positions and shit so basically if you're at LAN 18.1 you owe me and Seattle your lives! I don't make the rules, sorry ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

- I was a squirrel orphan! But I was lucky enough to later marry into a thriving family (thanks Jack :'))

- My squirrel children are Nathan, Suzanna, and Misah and I love them all very very very very much

Other

DON'T FORGET YOUR BLAMMO NUMBER

I BROKE MY SPOON SIENNA CAN I HAVE A NEW ONE

99 PROBLEMS AND A SPOON IS ALL OF THEM - Shprinkles (not my department anymore lol)

Sienna must get used to the crushing disappointment in everyone else - even those she trusts

Can I axe you who my target is?

Sweetie, you’re going to have to be a bit quieter than that. Can you do that for me?