Cult of Godzilla

This is the Cult of Godzilla!

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In Carlisle, Session 1, 2006, a cult was formed. This cult was called the Cult of Godzilla. The origin of the cult was as such:

One day in Ancient Greek class, an example was given to be translated into English. It was: "The mistresses sacrifice the maidservants to Godzilla." The cult was formed by the name, and the friends of the original members of the cult were inducted.

Members

Members: A list of all members of CuoGo, with nicknames. If I missed you, or a nickname, just edit it in.

Danny Martin:

• Yo Yo Man
• Yo Yo Ma
• String Dude

Sarah Goldberg

• Tigg(Many adjectives were added to this, such as The One and Only Almighty Tigg)
• Girl-With-A-Crown
• Our Lord and Master
• Emo Poestriess
• TiggSayFwa

(Together, the previous two were also known as the couple in denial, though they are no longer in denial.)

Olivia Li

• NoT
• Namer of Things
• AT (Asker of Things)
• CoB (Caller of Blasphemy)
• AL (Abbreviation Lady)
• !
• Liviao Il

Emily Ehrenberger

• Thing Two
• Thing Too
• Thing Also
• Turtle
• Clone
• Turkle
• Stranger
• Thing 2
• Other Emily
• Emily with a "y"
• Thing t00w
• EMMA

Reggie Viezel

• Veggie
• Vegetable
• Regetable
• Reggie the Wedgie Veggie Weasel of DOOOOOOOM
• Spawn of the Jewish Satan
• Fred
• Wet Wedgie
• Pimp Reggie
• The Beta Female
• Freggie
• Edward
• Veg
• The Duct Tape Prince of the Beatnik Vegetable Hippies
• Stallion
• Supie (alternate spellings: Soupy, Supi)
• The Guy With The Hair
• Reginald (Although this is Reggie's real name, his real name is thought of as Reggie, so as only a few people use Reginald, and just as a joke, it's a nickname.)
• Regina (drag day name)
• Short Kid
• Emily's Boyfriend
• Satan's Abortion
• Foofy
• Foofy Hair Guy
• The Dude of Many Names
• Nald
• Blue
• Emo Poestry
• Superman
• He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named

(The previous two were also known as the couple in not denial. Supie is pronounced thusly: (soo-pee) while touching ones right ear to ones right shoulder. All other names are pronounced how they look.)

Sarah Rogers

• SaraR
• Zim

Bess

• Señorita Sacapuntas
• Besst
• The Great and Mighty Besst

(the words quote Great and Mighty unquote can be substituted for any adjectives that describe the Besst)

• Sonata (Wasn't really used, but oh well.)
• Dodo
• Bessy-Boo

Tory

• Gecko
• Archibald's Mommy
• Troy
• Terrible Torable

ToryandBess

• Combined, the Twins
• The Great and Mighty Besst and Terrible Torible

Paul Kim

• Innapropriate Man
• Honorary Dirty Old Man
• The Man in the Hat

Sharon

• Almighty Bob (said with hands folded on top of your head)
• I Believe I Can Fly! (sung, leaning back with arms outstretched)
• Lurye the Allurying
• Grassy Knoll

Carina

• Bryophite

Rachel

• Euripedes Pants Eumenides Pants

Kathleen

• Killer
• The High Priestess

Molly

• she who has no nickname

Group Names

• TiggandDanny
• ToryandBess
• SupieandThing2
• SNoT
• EmO

(If I missed you, add yourself in. I'm just lazy.)

Rituals

At every meal, a potato sacrifice would take place in honor of Godzilla, Zeus, or the person of your choice (depending on which meal it was). All the cult members would give a small piece of their food (usually potatoes, obviously, as they are served at every single meal and made out of people) to the High Priestess (Kathleen). She would then take a knife, invoke the lord Godzilla, possibly make a wish, and then stab the sacrifice.

The greatest enemy of Godzilla is King Kong. To say anything good about King Kong is BLASPHEMY!!

The Game

The Game was a game played by the Cult. Of course, everyone is playing The Game, but all members of the Cult had recognized as such. The rules of the version of The Game that the Cult played are as follows:

1. You are playing The Game.
2. If you remember you are playing the game, you lose the game.
3. All losses of the game must be announced.
4. After losing the game, there is a 30 minute grace period, in which you cannot lose the game.
5. If you die within this period, you lose forever.
6. If you die outside of this period, you get a point. RA Ian is winning The Game, with 5 points, as he's been pronounced clinically dead 5 times.
7. If you die within the period, and then inexplicably come back to life as a zombie, you are still allowed to play, however you get no points for dying.

Also, if you haven't by now, you lose the game. 

Kill Murray / Save Murray

This section has been given its own page at Kill Murray/Save Murray

One Card Milard

One Card Milard is a card game that hit it big among Carlisle kids in Sessions 1 and 2 of 2006. Similar in rules to Mao and Crazy 8's, this game involves loud, obnoxious, head-turning chants and cult-like followers.

There are three rules that I might explain:

1. You cannot discuss the rules.
2. There is no rule number 2.
3. You cannot get frustrated with the rules. (But you probably will)

To learn more, play the game with the Cult.

Silent Football

Silent Football is merely linked to because the Cult hasn't added its own rules to it, so there's no need to describe it. See Silent Football.

Giving Reggie Nicknames

As you can see from the above, this sport has gone on for a long time. If the Cult got bored, or some strange/amusing occurence occured, Reggie would probably get a nickname. This has even given him a nickname, The Dude of Many Names.

This occurence also stems from Reggie's tendency to accept any nicknames bestowed upon him by his peers.

Email Traditions

This section was started by supie because he had nothing better to do.

As soon as the first session of CTY ended, our own Man in the Hat started an email list for the Cult so everyone in the cult would be informed as to everything that was going on with everyone at any given moment in time.

As it so happens, many recurring themes have occurred and recurred in the emails, which could amount to as many as five hundred over the course of a weekend.

Signatures

This particular tradition was started by The Almighty Bob and then furthered along its traditional path in life by Supie and the Great and Mighty Besst. The tradition of the signature involves putting a random phrase, a witty comment, a relevant statement, or an amusing anecdotal fact after one's name. Besst, usually, instead of putting things after her name, uses a new set of adjectives in her name. What follows are some examples from each of the upholders of the tradition

• --Sharon (Lois Lane's spellchecker)
• --Sharon (don't forget all the apostles!)
• --Sharon (diamonds are a girl's best friend)<
• --Sharon (in Soviet Russia, signature is put at the end of YOU!!)
• Loves, The Poetic Besst
• Loves, The Philosophically Minded Besst
• Loves, The More Fun Besst
• Loves, The Sherlock Holmesy Besst (elementary, Watson!)
• ~Reggie (emperor of the ¼th circle of the universe)
• ~Reggie (he jumped over some of my busses)
• ~Reggie (antishopping spree!!!)
• ~Reggie (who really needs to find socks)

Quotes and Parentheses

This tradition was originally funded solely by ! before being adopted by the majority of the rest of the members of the cult. This tradition was started when ! decided to use a great deal of parentheses () and brackets [] in her typing, to the point of convolution. A few of the members of the cult were quick to catch on to this fad, and for a time, almost every active member was using these excessively.

Supie, who is(not a stalker[not NoT, a stalker(i dont equal NoT and i dont equal a stalker)Reggie, anti-stalker]of emily[thing 2(thing also[some other name that i can not remember(not Not, remember[i am in a state of disrememberingnessnicity as to the other nicknames, if they exist, of Emily])])])

After getting everyone hooked on the use of these handy dandy grammatical tools, ! hatched another plan, which sought to take out the need for the actual symbols when words can be used instead. so instead of using the symbols ( and [, the words parenthesis and bracket were used. (NoT spells the former word parentheses instead of parenthesis) and replaced the symbols ) and ] with the words unparenthesis and unbracket. in addition to this, NoT also did away with the "" signs as, a la silent football, they were in reference to bunnies and not actual quotation devices. she implemented the words quote and unquote to replace these most confusing symbols. NoT also began to use words in place of formatting; for example quote Your mom's italics face un-italics is stupid! unquote. However, this didn't really catch on with the rest of the cult, although NoT herself continues this tradition consistently.

...I guess urban dictionaries aren't really quote the Man unquote, are they?

HTML and JAVA

This tradition was instituted by NoT and Thing Also, with the former using HTML and the latter using JAVA in order to make the emails more quote fun unquote. Thing Also is the only one out of all of us who know JAVA, but HTML code, at least how it is done in the emails, is done like this:

TiggSay<bunnyquote>Fwa</bunnyquote> agrees with...

using the < and > signs to encompass the action desired before the word and < and > after the word again containing the same action but with an additional / before the word, signifying an ending.