User:Centrist marxist

My real name is Andres Diaz-Kirk. Cowardly, craven, Marxist professor type. Only straight WASP at CTY, and even that's a stretch because my dad's Spanish. Still, I face oppression every day. Racist against the Irish and Italians, and no one else. Blame me for Coldland.

Sessions

I'm doing the whole five years let's go. Spent the first three years at JHU which wasn't great, had to learn all the traditions in my fourth year.

JHU 16.1: Law and Politics in US History

• Arguing with Manny about the Vietnam War

• That weird Bulgarian kid who liked Putin

• Charging up the stairs to our dorm shouting URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA at said weird Bulgarian kid's urging

• Did a NATO simulation, was Spain

JHU 17.1: International Politics

• The rival politics class from last year

• Got asked out and turned her down, libtards annihilated

• First year I identified myself as some form of communist

• Did a bunch of simulations, got very lucky, was the NVA in the Vietnam War one, Russia in the Ukraine one, and the anti-capitalist side in the capitalism one (in which I just fucking owned)

• Still argued with people, this time with an grand strategy-poisoned kid

JHU 18.1: Macroeconomics and the Global Economy

• First somewhat-STEMy class I did

• Argued with Franco, who was some weird fashy guy from Argentina

• Kahoot mastermind

• The two girls ended the class with a rap video, my name was Noam Chomsky

• Chased Bobert into the pesticides

• First time I participated in the dance

• First time I slow-danced with someone

• First time I had to leave the dance due to pressure

• Francison

SAR 19.1: Writing Your World

• Thought this class was about world-building or something like that, it was about personal essays to my surprise

• Wrote essays about wine, the north, reddit, and Dungeons and Dragons

• Coldland lives, and marches on!

• First time I asked someone to slow-dance, and they said yes, and I danced with them on later occasions

• Engaged in political and theological d i s c o u r s e with Anjali and Bam

• People were surprised I could draw a map of Europe from scratch

• Juliette I swear to god shut the fuck up if this is divine retribution for Francison I will scream

• Attended passionfruit for the first time

• Pretty lit