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...can you have a gang called the deatheaters, where membership includes tattooing the dark mark onto your left arm. (SEA.13.2, Floor 6)
... can you decide that your future daughter will be named molybdenum, because its atomic number is 42, and her nickname can be Molly.
... does an R.A. tell you that dying isn't allowed until you leave.
... can you attach maximum swag to a cone hat made out of construction paper, casino night money, and two cotton balls.
... does someone tell a barista at Starbucks that their name is "gvprtskvnis", and they misspell it as Prince of Nice. (ahem Evelyn)
...can you spend a German 101 activity learning how to pick up people with german pick-up lines.
... is there a competition to get to the corners of the elevator.
...can you find safety goggle face marks attractive
... can you see a guy regurgitate over 300 digits of pi at the talent show
- ...or a girl spit out over 1000 digits of pi at the talent show while a dude beatboxes in the background (JHU 13.2)
...can you talk about what it would be like for the guys in your class to be gynecologists
... do elevators literally bring you closer, and make it socially acceptable to be sandwiched between two people of the opposite gender (SEA.13.2)
... can you have synchronized showers
... you can deep conversations in the shower
... can you completely be the nerd that you are inside and not be judged, in fact, be loved all the more for it.=]
... do friars supposedly have cross-shaped lightsabres.
... is guessing a person's ethnicity a good icebreaker at dinner, when the basketball girls have taken all the seats and you have to sit with random people.
... can a guy accidentally have four girlfriends (BRI.08.2)
... can guitar amp feedback be an alarm clock (BRI.08.2)
... can hugging strangers be an activity (BRI.08.1)
... does the world (somehow) make sense.
... can you see two guys dress like girls and lipsync "Hips Don't Lie" (SAR.08.1)
- ... or to "Womanizer" (SAR.09.2)
- ...or an entire group of guys to 'Single Ladies' (SAR.13.1)
... can the debate on the pronunciation of "ethereal" take up more than half of the class time (SAR 07.2)
- ... it's pronounced ethereal as in rhymes with cereal!
- ... but ether-eel sounds better!
- …or even ether-real!
... can you talk about crap the size of Danny DeVito at the talent show for 15 minutes (in front of all the administration) and not get in trouble for it
... can you ride the dumbwaiter (SAR, McLellan hall, among other sites)
... can random people on college tours be undaunted when faced with CTY Pirates, and Morris wearing a dress while knitting (CAR.07.2)
... do girls melt duct tape into their hair with their flat-iron (and eventually get it out, too)
... is duct tape acceptable (and loved) attire
... does Harry Potter suddenly become filled with sexual references
- ... And so do Alex Rider, Chronicles of Narnia, and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory...
... does everyone love everyone else
... can you love tape someone you don't know (and not be sued for harassment)
... can you milk a duck at 5:07 in the morning
... do people steal cafeteria trays
- ... or plates for autographs
... can your RA be in the shower when the fire alarm goes off, have to go outside in a towel and have Synergy stare at her (SAR 06.1, HPU 07.1)
- ... only RAs? This happened to me (I'm a student) LMU 06.1
- ... this happened to my friend [a student] every single fire alarm. Or we called hall meeting. It was hilarious [EAS, 06.2]
- ... this happened twice within the same hour to our quad..many girls were in the shower, and it was a weekend so there were lots of people outside. as soon as we got back from the first alarm, it sounded again. (Quad 1, CAR 07.1)
- ... at SAR.09.2, there was a girl who took 40 minute showers just so that the fire alarm would go off while she showered. Every time, she managed to miss the alarm by a few minutes.
- ... I came out of the shower as a "boiled shrimp" according to my RA. (HPU.06.1)
- ...can one sleep through the fire alarm. (SAR.09.1)
... can you meet a person, fall in love with them, and depart to your own edges of the country/world in under 3 weeks
- ... but meet up the next year again and still be in love
... are people psuedo-immortality whores and feel the need to write down all sorts of inside jokes on this page
- ... and proud of it
  - ... insanely proud
    - ... more than just "insanely"
      - ... How about "psychotically"?
... is Sexual Harassment a Joke (JHU 06.2)
... do people cheer for sex from someone they've never seen
- ... but they were sexy
  - ... I hear you
... does Goofus dance like this
... can you see a bunch of kids in blue shirts do the Cotton Eye Joe in the middle of a sidewalk in front of a completely metrosexual house
... is homosexuality and cross-dressing encouraged
- ... And what is wrong with that, I ask?
... are people known best for the noises they make
- ...long live the Random Pterodactyl Hiccup (Lauren from Crypto A - CAR.07.2)
... do people worship a delicious piece of golden-fried chicken (All hail the Island Coconut Chicken!) LAN.06.2
- ... it died for our sins!
  - ... so did Rachel and Christ
    - ... because of Kai
... is boob molesting taught by nevermores
- ... and strongly disapproved by RAs
... does your RA tell you that you can't wear goggles just because you want to! (LAN 06.2)
... do you fight with swords made of a bent coat hanger wrapped in duct tape. Go hall-fencing! (LAN 06.2)
... is every fencer from New Jersey
- ... AGAIN WITH THE JERSEY HATERS!!!
... does Jesus F---ing Christ have a second meaning (it's a one time thing.) LAN 06.2
- ... Amen
... is a Frisbee almost essential
... is a pack of cards equally as, if not more, essential
... are the most common card games played Hearts, B.S., Big 2, Spades, Palace, Mao, Spit, Egyptian Ratscrew, Chinese Poker, and Presidents
... is grab-ass a common game whether it be in the water or on land.
... do people dress in their wackiest clothes because no one will make fun of them for it
... do people think of new variations of "Wanna buy a duck?"
... are people lightly scorned for being athletic
... are people heavily scorned for studying
... do people have competitions to put the most suffixes on a word (rockxorationage-esqueosityness)
... is everything a penis joke
... can nerds be so sexy
... are you never asked whether or not cement and milk are elements (they're not). LAN 06.2
... is there one class for seven hours a day
- ...and you love it
... do you realize that implementing the undead actually is a more realistic approach than whatever you were thinking about
- ... happened in SAR 08.2, in a inter-class debate (Logic class vs. Cog Psych A) (FALLACY!!!!!!)
... do people form lifelong friendships during the course of three weeks.
- ... this is sooooo true
... is gambling mildly promoted at Casino Night.
... do guys participate in Fairy Princess Day.
... do people cuddle like there's no tomorrow.
... are girls jealous of guys' boobs.
- ... and vice versa.
... do nerds grind for the first time (by accident but fun nonetheless)
... do people rave shamelessly.
... is the Last Supper a 15 minute affair with speeches and same-sex tongue-kissing, and ends with everyone tramping off to dance to Rock Lobster.
... can entire works of Douglas Adams be recited from memory.
... do sexy chicks from Lokelani choreograph a dance to the Backstreet Boys song "Larger Than Life" dubbed the Backstreet Babes
... do people become avid Rocky Horror, They Might Be Giants, and R.E.M. fans.
... do lanyard collectors get their roots.
... do RAs sell their bodies to each other for our entertainment.
... does an RA with a particularly, um, high-energy hall have a nightmare where his kids are removing the stairs to the stairwell. "What are you doing??!!" "We're removing the stairs to create a booby trap!"
... does everyone (and we mean EVERYONE) gets a gf/bf
... are there regulations concerning public displays of affection
... are minor revolutions staged over an RA's refusal to run Acting Improv the way it ordinarily is run.
... do people form a protest over a song unplayed.
... is eXtreme go-fish a battle to the death
... are lanyards considered the same as jelly bracelets
... can one regain one's fake virginity by way of square dance
... do we slap babies to save the world
... do we spend movie nights laying on people's bellies across the lawn
... can "suck my butt" be an answer to anything
- ... or "suck on my balls" (LMU PHY 08.2)
... does somebody spill their food at the cafeteria virtually every day
... do we make up stupid personal jokes like "timmy", and "just a little bit of alcohol"
... do the guys at soccer camp make fun of us, and we make fun of them back
... people can't easily revenge (masaru and his stupid pickaxe!)
... can you attack the grass
... are ALL of the guys either super tall or super short
... do people from all around the world(including Chile, Egpyt, and Hong Kong) come to unite as nerds
... do people have arguments about whether a single 'mento' should be referred to as a 'mento' or a 'mentos'.
- ... the package says "mentos... the chewy mint" not "mentos... the chewy mintS;" thusly, Mentos, refers to a single given chewy mint, not multiple
... can you cry and for the first time, not hide your tears
... do rinas (and rinos) and cty-nerds come together to insult each other
... people will work themselves into a fury when they hear the words "free books"
... will "nerd" and "geek" be taken as compliments 100% of the time and people proudly refer to CTY as "nerd camp". (THAT IS SO TRUE!)
... can boys be both sexy and smart
- ... A girl wrote this, didn't she?
... can you find people with hand-drawn Magic: the Gathering card backs taped to the front of their binders
... does not finishing your homework in study hall mean nothing and you don't have to bring it back "home" to finish it
... does God swing his lanyard every time you kill a squirrel (Lan05.1)
... can orgies, kissing, grabass, smackass, and groingrab be completely platonic
... are orgies more public and commonplace than kissing
... do crazed students find dead squirrels and beg their teachers to allow them to dissect said squirrels
... do students fish for squirrels with donuts from the dining hall
... can a girl walk around dressed like a cartoon everyday
... are boys complimented on their ability to wear girl-pants
... do you walk around singing "WHEN I THINK ABOUT YOU I TOUCH MYSELF"
... do you walk around shouting "Die, die, die, die! Live, live, live, live! Sex, sex, sex, sex! More, more, more, more! ORGY!!"
- ... except at Siena
- ... ~~and no "ORGY" at Saratoga.~~ ~~NOT TRUE!Only to the shouts of "Fuck that Lancaster shit!"~~ It's a touchy subject.
- ... and Carlisle
... can you send penis-shaped balloons flying around the room---and make any and all dirty jokes that occur to you--- without getting in trouble
... can orgies be platonic
... does every meal consist of SOME type of potato (Carlisle and Lancaster and LMU and JHU)
- ... actually I remember one meal that didn't. It was all anyone talked about the whole meal. (LMU 06.1)
... must you take pictures of anything and everything
... is rice served breakfast, lunch, and dinner (HPU)
... can a guy gravity check for the safety of all
... do people form words using the periodic table (Iridium, Oxygen, Nickle, Carbon: Ir O Ni C)
... are grass orgies a required experience
... can a boy be the prettiest girl on campus
... can you hear words like ericoid
... can you use a violin to pick up girls (or an electric violin, or bagpipes)
... can you hear two guys have a serious conversations about how lines can/can’t have area
... can you argue the for the rights of religious homosexuals...and prove your love by making out with a same sex person sitting next to you
... can you hear people arguing about figures of speech at Passionfruit
... can someone say "He's got the big guns hidden under his skirt."
... can you appreciate the true stupidity of the Rinas
... does your mom call to tell you that you can't take medications and drink alcohol at the same time
... do you have "Optimum Breakfast Time"
... can you compare an RA to both Napoleon Dynamite and Ben Folds (Napoleon Folds/Ben Dynamite)
... are the HUB workers GORGEOUS. Especially "milk-man" (Carlisle--05)
... can someone be Ukrotish (Ukraine/Scottish)
... can you room a punk, a hippie, and a billionaire
... can you get class back on track by talking about a cow
... can you witness two animal control guys and a huge policeman with a net the size of a small CTYer chase a squirrel around a tree for hours
... can guys squeal "That squirrel is so cute!!" (LMU 06-2)
... does someone think trees are vegetables
... can you teach someone to dance by telling them to move 12 parts of their body before they completely understand when you use the word "pelvis"
... is gravity overrated
... can you see one guy attempting to remove a piece of duct tape from another guy's crotch---with his teeth. (LAN 06.2)
... can you make up a word like "splootch" and have everyone understand it
... does everyone have some type of musical ability or talent
... does EVERYTHING LEAD TO SEX
... can people say the internet is invented for porn (LMU 06-2)
- ... WAS, not IS
... is the accordion cool (CAR Talent Show, 05)
... are the three most obvious religious groups atheists, Jews, and Pastafarians.
- ... Slushites if you know Meng. (Siena 07.2)
- ... and Stefanists at Saratoga (SAR.06.2)
- ...and members of the Mortos Cult (CAR.07.2)
... do people spend most of the money they have on energy drinks
... are you campsick 49 weeks out of the year...
... can a tree prepare for the End of the World (LAN 06.2) (SO TRUE! There was a towel in the tree!!)
- ... as of 07.2 that towel is still there.
... does EVERYONE in Ukraine have penis
... can you join 30 students skipping down the street while singing "Build Me Up Buttercup," just like a cheesy 60's movie (CAR.06.1)
... can the game of RISK become a fiery session of plotting and friendship-determining back-stabbing
... do people have outdoor shin-digs or cake fights and birthday humps on their birthday
... do girls dance around their hall with no shirts on having an STD...Spontaneous Techno Dance Party (CAR.06.1)
... can over $1000 dollars worth of alcoholic drinks be found in the ceilings (JHU 06)
... can multiple straight guys sleep in the same bed and not mind
... can sexual references like wet origami be made up
... can even the newbies immediately find the wall of "Adult DVDs" at Record and Tapes (JHU)
... can people shout blasphemies at random people and not get in trouble (LAN 06)
... does your RA tell you that you can't wear science goggles just because you feel like it
... while the nation is in the middle of a same-sex marriage debate, do you celebrate the nation's birthday by cross-dressing
... do you NOT JOKE ABOUT LANYARD SWINGING
- Frank Wang only swung his lanyard once...the world didn't need another Grand Canyon.
  - "When Goofus swings his lanyard, everything dies..." *crash* "...including the stage..." (LAN 0
... do you spend every class creating various drawings, masks, comic books, and sculptures involving horses, then give them to overexcited students to hold (SUN.13.2)

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