User:Sesamespeed

Derek (Lai-Two) Kim

I am Derek, Lancaster's 3rd and current Companion Hat holder. Dubstep, Avatar, and CTY is my life.

Sam Ngan would also like to note that I am also his life.
That is all.
You know how CTY is some people's one true love?
Sam Ngan is his one true love.
I'm waiting for Sam to confess her love for me. I think she's cuter than baby bunnies.
I've figured out why Sam is always so tired. She's running through my mind all the time.
Basically, I am perf and Sam is perf and we make a perf perfball.

Course History

• WRT3A Creative Non-Fiction 11.2
• TOPIA Utopias and Dystopias 12.2
•  ????? 13.2 (I'm going to take whatever Sam Ngan takes because I love her and I loved sitting next to her in 12.2)

Notable Attributes

• Pokemon Towel Holder (Not a Position) (13.2)
• Known for Lax-Broiness* (12.2- Forever)
• Companion/Heart Hat holder (12.2-13.2)
• Active Freehander in Raves (12.2-13.2)
• Caught Cholera, SARS, AIDS, and other STDs by unspeakable events from the Alcove (12.2-13.2)
• (Minor) Alcovian
• Thinks Robin van Persie is a yummy piece of man cake
• Sam is the best, he will not deny it
• Derek <3s Sam
• One half of the adorable ship known as DAM
• Extremely willing to get sketchy with Sam ;) (Be careful boys, she's mine.)
• A master with words (especially writing romantic, mushy things)
• A muscular puddle

*Brought his helmet, gloves, stick, and practiced

List of Inside Jokes

• "Dark Corners" Noah Ellison (12.2)
• "Baby Flakes" Yun-Oh Park (12.2)
• "Yep" GUSTAVO (12.2)
• "Man-Man Juice" Many (12.2)
• "HEYYEYAYAYAYAY" Leroy's Hall (12.2)
• "Ass Tag" Many (12.2)
• "Dark Cornean Republic of Ramen-ia" Leroy's Hall (12.2)
• "Sea Turtles" Brittney Tong (12.2)
• "Ladies..." Ben Lai (11.2)
• "Gentlemen..." Ben Lai (11.2)
• "Hermaphrodites..." Ben Lai (11.2)

Landon is Life

LANDON FOREVER

Landon Lax 2012 Class of 2016 (except Sam graduates in 2015.)

Sweet 16'

SAM NGAN MY ONE TRUE LOVE, SAM NGAN I LOVE YOU. TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES SAM NGAN I LOVE YOU