Beginning Ancient Greek

Beginning Ancient Greek, formerly Greek I, is a Humanities course in the CTY program with no prerequisites. Its course code is GRK1, and it is currently offered at Carlisle and Lancaster.

Course Description

Greek I includes an overview of the Greek language, including basic grammar and literature.

Class History

Things you learn:

• The circle of the hero
• "Always this is true"
• Declensions
• "Four ways to say 'ho"
• Conjugation
• "To come continually in the past"
• A little history
• "Suicide"
• Some mythology
• "It's all about the incest"
• The Odyssey
• "Helen is a shameless whore"
• Meter
• "Teenybopper Disco Queen Dactyllic Hexameter"
• The first ten lines of the Odyssey in Greek
• "Nepios"
• Philosophy
• "Is there a form for a spork...?"
• Art
• "karls corner"
• Sequence of moods/tenses
• "Homer will destroy your soul."
• All about Paris's effeminate yearnings.
• "OMEGA MU GAMMA" (omg).
• That by charting the travels of Oddyseus as literally as the text will allow, one can pinpoint the entrance to the underworld somewhere on the eastern coast of Spain.
• Achilles is a whiny emo brat
• And more...

Students of Greek 2 sometimes refer to Greek 1 students as Greeklings, a portmanteau of Greek and weakling.

This space was formerly the site of some rampant propaganda organized by Greek 2 members. All that those against whom they spoke would say: ὁ Ὃμερος τὰς ψυχὰς ὑμετέρας λύσει.

In LAN.07.1, Greek II waged a war against Greek I. The two Greek classes eventually united to battle the Latin I class, but suffered a humiliating defeat. Members of the Greek classes complain that the Latin class took things much too seriously.

Sean Lake

Sean "King of Translation" Lake is the most reputed Greek instructor. Sean has some strange habits, and can even seem intimidating. He has supposedly caused some students to lose faith entirely in heterosexual males. He is generally considered the best Greek teacher (the other two including Robert Fagles, Danielle LaLonde, and Jon Strang) as well as one of the best instructors in the CTY program.

Jon Strang

In 05.1, Greek 1 was taught by Jon Strang at St. Mary's. The class composed a song entitled "Baby Got Greek," which parodied "Baby Got Back." The song was performed at the talent show and at the session's closing ceremony and became a symbol for STM.05.1.

Jon Strang also taught Greek 1 at CAR.06.1. The class filmed a rendition of The Odyssey in a style similar to Starcrash and also translated the Homestarrunner "Trogdor!" song into Greek. The class also played a game of Kill Odysseus/Save Odysseus in which Odysseus was changed into a second declension neuter noun ("and therefore cannot be killed!") and Jon and Joseph McCarthy escaped from a prison and made Odysseus's head explode with "three trillion" Attic readings.