Etymologies

Etymologies is a Humanities course in the CTY program with no prerequisites. Its course code is ETYM, and it is offered at Baltimore, Lancaster, and Los Angeles.

Course Description

Etymologies is an introduction to an in-depth understanding of the English language. Although exact curricula vary between teachers to the extent of completely different texts and information, the course generally covers a history of the development of the English language and between 500 and 700 Latin and Greek word roots (and thus utilizes 500-700 notecards)(They tell you that you need 300. This is not true. Bring more for yourself and to share with the people who only brought 300). A knowledge of Latin and Greek is very helpful, but the course sometimes also includes an intro to basic Latin and Greek grammar.

Class History

PARSE! PARSE! PARSE! PARSE! ASSIMILATION!!

The Adventure of English movies were a widely used teaching device during one session. It was apparently rather boring, and it repeated the book, but had some very interesting theme music. The D'Aulaires' Book of Greek Myths is also commonly read in some classes.

During 05.2, 06.2, a war was waged between the Etymologies and Number Theory and is now immortalized on the Hall of Fame:LAN

In 06.1 at an unknown site, Etymologies was taught by Lizzie and TA'd by Rosie. Rosie used the phrase "CTY inappropriate" often, and was apparently disliked by the class.

In 07.1, at Carlisle, Etymologies once again had Rosie as the TA. Active resistance was undertook by the students who had met her before. When Rosie had control of the class, two things would happen: the class would go out of control, or all the students would hide from her during study hall in the massive library.

For everyone in ETYM.LAN.06.2: We all know that Joe Groves is and always will be the coolest T.A. that ever lived. None of us will ever forget the clown joke, or Cinna the Poet. (I'm Cinna The Poet!)

For everyone in ETYM.LAN.07.1: We all know that spore cows rock (or sautee), dead baby/lawyer jokes are banned, the Magna Mater is to be worshipped, we are all pumas (who are all related because Sir Joe Groves was everyone's Uncle), Beowulf could swim in 90 pound armor AND carry a sword, Matt was everyone in Julius Caesar, and Prongs shall never be forgotten. (yeah right. I was the only one who noticed the board was clean, and when Sir Joe finally finished his speech and I pointed out that Prongs was gone, THEN you all started screaming. -Sarah)

For everyone in ETYM.LAN.07.2: We all know that Joe Groves should smile more, and gave his lanyard to Nine(Sean Lake dissected Joe for this action, causing --- Zhang to be happier). Also, Sean Lake is a beast for ripping off his shirt during class.

ETYM.LOS.07.2 was taught by a sheltered egyptian child and an amazing TA named Naomi. We talked about pimping roosters, English and it's sexy affairs with Bragg, and ohter amazing things. :]

ETYM.LAN.08.01 : "You think your friendships will last forever, but if you don't fight, one day, one of you will die!!"

ETYMA.LAN.08.2: The End! Intense! It is ten-fifteen! The End!

ETYM.JHU.08.01 was taught by the ultimate multitasker Jonathon Pirnia. He teaches everything from science to music to Latin. He is well known for teaching the tango class during a few activity periods. Jon's jokes were probably strangest, especially the never ending butter joke, which he told for 3 hours and never revealed the punchline. The class ended with an epic Shakespeare insult "diss- off".

ETYM.LAN.09.2 was taught by the ever amazing Sean Whipcream Daddy Lake. We now know that all men are hoes, the horses in Venus and Adonis were gangster because they said "holla!", and the Greeks were P-Daddys. We ducttaped Sean to the door and freaked our TA, Caroline, out. We discovered that our TA was extremely paranoid about everything and we had to do a pose everytime we were sarcastic or said a joke so she'd know not to take it seriously. We also know now that "All good things come to an end, and the bad things will end soon." Overall, the class was awesome, despite the flashcard making and the study halls without Sean. You learn a LOT. We also now know that an apology is just stating the truth and everything is about THE END. "I...AM AWESOME." "I am the rated R superstar!" Wrestler keychains are hilarious. ETYM.LAN.09.2 may also be known as "SexMonstersDeathDreams: A Trip to the Moon in Green Bathrobes."