Beginning Ancient Greek
Beginning Ancient Greek, formerly Greek I, is a Humanities course in the CTY program with no prerequisites. Its course code is GRK1, and it is currently offered at Carlisle and Lancaster.
Course Description
Greek I includes an overview of the Greek language, including basic grammar and literature. It is the best god damn class in the world pop off nerds.
Class History
Things you learn:
- The circle of the hero
- "Always this is true"
- Declensions
- "Four ways to say 'ho"
- Conjugation
- "To come continually in the past"
- A little history
- "Suicide"
- Some mythology
- "It's all about the incest"
- The Odyssey
- The Iliad
- "Helen is a shameless whore"
- Meter
- "Teenybopper Disco Queen Dactyllic Hexameter"
- The first ten lines of the Odyssey in Greek
- The first 10-12 lines of the Iliad in Greek
- "Nepios"
- Philosophy
- "Is there a form for a spork...?"
- Art
- "karls corner"
- Sequence of moods/tenses
- "Homer will destroy your soul."
- All about Paris's effeminate yearnings.
- "OMEGA MU GAMMA" (omg).
- That by charting the travels of Oddyseus as literally as the text will allow, one can pinpoint the entrance to the underworld somewhere on the eastern coast of Spain.
- Achilles is a whiny emo brat
- Gorgias is sexy/"Love is not always convenient"
- That it is as of yet unknown just how the Zeus-swan event occured--was it transformation? An elaborate costume? Temporary disillusions on the part of the girl? Immaculate conception? Nobody knows.
- That Joe Groves has some strange teaching positions--under a chair, on top of a table, etc....
- μπανάναι is love.
- Context often helps to determine meaning
- Socrates corrupted the youth
- How to become an incredibly good Ancient Greek farmer
- And more...
Students of Greek 2 sometimes refer to Greek 1 students as Greeklings, a portmanteau of Greek and weakling.
This space was formerly the site of some rampant propaganda organized by Greek 2 members. All that those against whom they spoke would say: ὁ Ὃμερος τὰς ψυχὰς ὑμετέρας λύσει.
In LAN.07.1, Greek II waged a war against Greek I. The two Greek classes eventually united to battle the Latin I class, but suffered a humiliating defeat. Members of the Greek classes complain that the Latin class took things much too seriously.
Sean Lake
Sean "King of Translation" Lake is the most reputed Greek instructor. Sean has some strange habits, and can even seem intimidating. He has supposedly caused some students to lose faith entirely in heterosexual males. He is generally considered the best Greek teacher (with others including Robert Fagles, Danielle LaLonde, and Jon Strang) as well as one of the best instructors in the CTY program overall.
Jon Strang
In 05.1, Greek 1 was taught by Jon Strang at St. Mary's. The class composed a song entitled "Baby Got Greek," which parodied "Baby Got Back." The song was performed at the talent show and at the session's closing ceremony and became a symbol for STM.05.1.
Jon Strang also taught Greek 1 at CAR.06.1. The class filmed a rendition of The Odyssey in a style similar to Starcrash and also translated the Homestarrunner "Trogdor!" song into Greek. The class also played a game of Kill Odysseus/Save Odysseus in which Odysseus was changed into a second declension neuter noun ("and therefore cannot be killed!") and Jon and Joseph McCarthy escaped from a prison and made Odysseus's head explode with "three trillion" Attic readings.
Joe Groves
Joe is an amazing teacher, who likes teaching in every position, from sitting on the air conditioner to crouching behind desks. He also made any reference to the movie "300" taboo during LAN.13.1 after the class couldn't stop asking questions about the movie. (Hint: everything in 300 is a lie). Also prepare for lots of Star Trek references that you will not get 9 times out of 10. But really, if you get Joe as a teacher, have an amazing time. He's fantastic.
