Astrophysics
| Science Course | |
|---|---|
| Course Code | ASTR |
| Year Opened | 1982 |
| Sites Offered | JHU, LAN, SAR |
| Previously Offered | CLN, HKG, LOU, TEC, UNI |
Course Description
Astrophysics covers an introductory astronomy textbook, from solar system motions, through stellar evolution and galaxies, to relativity and cosmology. It also involves hands-on experience with equipment during Study Hall.
The course used to include a trip to the National Air and Space Museum in Washington, DC.
For the Baltimore campus in 11.1 both field trips were canceled
Class History
Astronomy at Lancaster has been taught by Jason St. Pierre for the past few years. He is "really honkin'" fantastic (and is rumored to play the King in the RA circle during American Pie). Remember, former LAN Astro students: Gravity works!
ASTR.LAN.09.1 was TA'd by Lauren Weiss.
Astronomy at Siena is very Carl Sagan-centric, with "Cosmos" videos almost every day, and various quotes repeated over and over, such as...
- "In order to make apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe."
- "Crumbly, but good."
- "He had a... zest for experimentation."
- "Our planet, our society, everything around us is star stuff."
Astrophysics B at LAN 16.1 (otherwise know as Astrology B or Astroloby G) was instructed by Mohammad Shahabuddin and TA'd by our savior Henry Cornell. Class consisted of photons being "like large birds who just kinda flap around and run into stuff," Ratboy Genius and the quest to save Summer Solstice Baby from the clutches of evil King Little John, vigorous paper eating, $110 bets on whether TA Henry had watched Cowboy Bebop, unnecessarily gendered straight bats, Doppler sportsball (which quickly resulted in the wreckage of scientific equipment), Moomin Valley, "yiffersnappers," people floating nicely into black holes, BBC Carl Sagan, and theories that TA Henry was actually the user behind the twitter account @dril. The instructor was soon denounced to just be some guy who is always giving lectures because it was agreed by the class that Henry was "our real teacher," as he actually knew our names by the end of the session. While the course was extremely difficult to many of the students and it was hard to pay attention because of the droning nature of the instructor's voice during lectures, the class became good friends with one another and suffered together as a whole to make the class worth it in the end.
Astrophysics A at JHU 18.2 was instructed by Rutu and TA'd by Jason. There were only four girls and more or less 14 boys. The class learned that "THE UNIVERSE IS ALWAYS CORRECT!", some of the boys like singing to pop songs, and "GUARDIANS ASSEMBLE!" is code for "FIGHT YOUR PHONE ADDICTION AND PUT YOUR DANG DEVICE AWAY and then listen to me talk". The most commonly played video game was Disco Zoo. Frankie was known for being extremely curious and asking tons of questions, which is not necessarily a bad thing. However, while he was the one to ask the most questions, almost all the boys frequently asked questions, and on more than one occasion, hands were raised before the lecture even started.
